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Funny Jokes Collection in Hindi

Funny Jokes Collection in Hindi
 
Ek Sardar library me theen Ghante ek Book padhne k Baad bola
SO BORING itne sare characters but no story.
Librarian-
Sardar Ji, wo TELEPHONE DIARY Thi
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Ekbar ek sharabi ja raha tha achanak kichchad me gir gaya,
Itneme bijli chamki sharabi bola,
He bhagwan ek to kichchad me gira diya aur photo bhi khinch liya
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Bahu ke ghar aane pe saas ne kaha: Beti, aaj se mujhe Maa aur apne sasur
Ko Papa kehna.
Sham ko pati ke aane par biwi boli: Maa bhaiya aa gaye.
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Mama ne nayi swift car li,
Swift car k peche likhwaya
“Saawan Ko Aane Do”
Peche se truck ne thok diya,
Truck par likha tha
“Aaya Saawan Jhoom Ke”
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Teacher: Bade ho kar tum kya karoge?
Student: Ji shaadi.
Teacher: Mera matalab, kya banoge?
Student: Ji dulha.
Teacher: Are, mera matlab hai, kya hasil karoge?
Student: Ji DULHAN.
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Do choohe paid pe baithe the,
Neeche se ek hathi guzra,
Ek chooha hathi pe ja gira
Dosra chooha bola – daba ke rakh saale ko me batata hu.
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Indian Banks Description
IDBI-Itna Dhan Bina Income
SBI-Sab Bhikari Idhar
HDFC-Har Dum Fakir Chand
HSBC-Hum Sabse Bade Chor
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Sardar Asked A Doctor : Doodh Peene Se Rang Gora Hota Hai?
Doctor: Han Hota Hai.
Sardar : Chal Jhoote, Phir Bhains Ka Bacha Kala Kyu Hota Hai?
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Santa was going to Bombay. While the plane was landing he was so excited
and shouted: “Bombay… Bombay”
Air hostess said: “B silent”
Santa: “Ok. Ombay… Ombay”
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Master: Kanjoos bole to kaun
Student: Hum chahe jitne bhi ‘SMS’ kare uska ‘reply’ jo na kare vo
Master: Uski ek example do
Student: aapki ki beti
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Munna Bhai : Circuit, Bole Toh Yeh Ford Kya Hai?
Circuit : Bhai, Gaadi Hai.
Munna Bhai : Toh Phir, Yeh Oxford Kya Hai?
Circuit : Bole Toh, Simple Hai Bhai,
Ox Mane Bail,
Ford Mane Gaadi.
Oxford Bole Toh Bhelgaadi.
 

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